I just pumped gas for the first time by myself without anyone’s help. I feel like a big kid now. SINCE WHEN DID I GROW UP?! :’(
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I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born...– Sylvia Plath
You know what I just realized?
Helena Bonham Carter is the Queen of Hearts in the new Alice in Wonderland movie.
I FEEL LIKE DANCING
I should really lay off the sweet tea at 2 in the morning.
Does anyone else get scared when their text reads,...
alicetheshort: omcarlynom12: alicetheshort: I didn’t have an opinion of him before, but I do now. Dang. Gives me yet another reason to completely despise Justin Bieber. I know right? I didn’t care for him, because he just seemed like a lucky kid to me, but now I realise that he’s actually quite stupid. Tru dat. He’ll pay for his sins one day. He had best watch his back.
alicetheshort: I didn’t have an opinion of him before, but I do now. Dang. Gives me yet another reason to completely despise Justin Bieber.
weeimaflyingmonkey: PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT...
I have no social life today
Free Tea Day at McAlisters
My Accent challenge! Your name and username. Where you’re from. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? ...
It’s 2 in the morning and I have to wake up in a few hours. I have a feeling that sleep won’t come very soon, considering I have a huge glass of sweet tea and Nathan is texting me. Oh well, 90’s Nickelodeon shows are on right now. Kaybye.
I think guys should still open a door for a girl every chance they get. Every...– Kevin Jonas
I’m a bit of a Potter nerd. Enjoy.
ohmrcriss: Darren Criss singing Katy Pery’s...
Currently my life is a m a z i n g. Thanks for breaking up with me in May. My life has done nothing but go uphill AND I’ve gotten closer to God. I’m so much happier without you. :)
youreallthatidreamabout: Click play if...
Lizzy: It looks like a smoker's heart.
Kimberleigh: A smoker's heart isn't black... a smoker's lung is black.
Lizzy: Oh yeah...
Me: Lizzy you're such a dork.