May 2013
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cyberthug13:
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
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repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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Watchyeerkpool:
coldheartwarmblood:
imwithkanye:
The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
the best scene in the whole program omfg
I don’t like the office but that was funny.
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
butthurtbandboys:
“this is the city of romeo and juliet you all are my juliets” stop harry styles 2k13
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
garlicbreadsticks:
when boys wear compression shorts under their pants and their pants sag a tiny bit and you can see the outline of their butt (¬‿¬)
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vriskanon:
kawaiipeculier:
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
fffcuk:
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
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togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
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VOILA! You can now download Creed’s final song... →
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lizayzay:
JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
frowl:
i am three years behind in my math homework
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
thevirginharry:
i’m gonna play ‘i wish’ at my wedding and dance with a harry cardboard cutout
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snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
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barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
